4 words: hood of his car
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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