Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You've changed since you got that strap on
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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