David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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