I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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