I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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