My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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