no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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