i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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