You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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