no, he came in my armpit
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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