I just saw a hot homeless man
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I didn't notice because vodka
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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