Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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