hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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