I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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