I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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i came on her dog
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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