Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
