I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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