You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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