it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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