you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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