1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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