It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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