Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
That's intense
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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