dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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