Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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