We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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