yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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