Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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