Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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