Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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