i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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