The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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