Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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