WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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