trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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