Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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