small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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