ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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