why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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