C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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