I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
no you cant smoke seaweed
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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