Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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