He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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