I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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