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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.

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(519): View more from Ontario

She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has

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(443): View more from Maryland

Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him

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(801): View more from Utah

First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.

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(858): View more from California

I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"

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