He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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