i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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