girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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