U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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