Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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