Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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