He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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