he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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