why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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