just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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