No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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