i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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