he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
